bobwess:

theexoticvet:

Every year I diagnose at least one cat with renal failure due to lily poisoning. If you have cats please don’t have lilies.

Most lilies in fact.

morgueresident:

1-420-666-6969:

oneheadtoanother:

Same vibe

christianstepmoms:

thyrell:

thyrell:

christianstepmoms:

thyrell:

thyrell:

thyrell:

christianstepmoms:

christianstepmoms:

christianstepmoms:

christianstepmoms:

christianstepmoms:

breasts image

sorry wrong tab

ok google delete post

penis image

aaah not again

can somebody help me out here

i got you hold on

hey siri show breats

aw christ

thyrell i dont have ipohone

sorry ill try again. hey google penis picture

are you seeing anyrhing

thyrell its casting ponography to my living room turn it off

cumbrained:

milk5:

My tang dynasty yunnan province gas

Bro i promise this one will be different trust me it’s a different strain bro please *30 mins later* *pacing around* The court eunuchs are deceiving me

guidancerune:

nunjournal:

we would be so lost without garlic

hustlerose:

j0ules:

hustlerose:

hustlerose:

ouch i think i broke my vagina bones 

OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we can just post whatever we want on this site and no one will question it huh

yes

seabassapologist:

cipheramnesia:

anais-ninja-bitch:

the-real-numbers:

artificial-father:

Map of the United States but now each state touches the ocean

@mapsontheweb @the-real-numbers

All states can have a little sip of ocean water. As a treat.

hm. kentucky beach. tidewater, kentucky. norfolk, kentucky, home to the largest US navy installation on the east coast.

the picturesque outerbanks of tennessee.

the big apple: new york city, michigan.

Make one where the fewest possible states can access the ocean.

takenbythelightfantastic:

hesitating:

6thlovelanguage:

dark green is a nice color. underrated

ladies and gentlemen, Phtalo Green

This is literally my favorite color. 😩 Smaragd green is another dark shade of green that I’m absolutely obsessed with.

faeleverte:

todaysbird:

YEAH!!!!

“Removing birds from the net isn’t bad, but when samples need to be taken in a confined environment, you can feel something in your eyes and nose. It’s a bit like cutting onions – but with a nerve agent, I guess.”

I love scientists in their natural habitat.

dankmemeuniversity:

earhartsease:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

hotvampireadjacent:

This is how I decided to come out as non binary btw

Quitting gender like quitting a bad customer service job

handing in your notice at the cis factory

hera-the-wizard:

dopaminerjic:

dopaminerjic:

dopaminerjic:

dopaminerjic:

hey.. dont cry .. 8 million people on earth , ok ?

BILLION

I MEANT TO SAY BILLION

POST WITH A TYPO INCIDENT LEAVING 7.992 BILLION DEAD

albertinesimonet:

mariascallas:

1958 catboy party game by willa morley